A little Humor for your day

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.??
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.
Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, 'So which six items would you like to buy?'??

Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often???


Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. 'Young man, we're both 90 years old, ' the husband said ..'We may not have 45 minutes.' They were seated immediately.

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.


Three friends from the local congregation were asked, 'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'


Artie said: ' I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.'??

Eugene commented: 'I would like them to say I was a??wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives..'??

Al said: 'I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'


John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.??
'Give me one last request, dear,' he said.??
'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.??
'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'??
'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said.??
With his last breath John said, 'I do!'

A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I??have to talk to you about it.'
The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'??
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'??
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'??
The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'??
The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'??
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to
??her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?'??
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, 'Take the poison'

1 comment for “A little Humor for your day

  1. KBHgal
    February 21, 2010 at 2:34 am

    so cute!

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